Schisms and heresies arise when individuals misunderstand or deliberately distort the fundamentals of the Load‑Bearing Orthodoxy. Some find humor in these deviations; we find training opportunities.
The Forklift Error
The Forklift Error occurs when observers attribute stability to the lifting device rather than to the Pallet and its load. Forklifts are the priests; the Pallet is the altar. This misunderstanding is addressed in detail in The Forklift Error.
The Myth of Individual Load‑Bearing
This myth asserts that an individual or object can bear weight without external support. We refute this through data, sarcasm and procedure. See The Myth of Individual Load‑Bearing.
Unsecured Load Theory
The Unsecured Load Theory suggests that loads can remain stable without securing measures. This theory is a persistent misinterpretation of basic practice. We rebut it in Unsecured Load Theory. Spoiler: they fall.
All schisms are documented not to entertain dissent but to clarify fundamentals. Read them, laugh and then stack properly.