This site was assembled by Cosmic Handlers to spread the sacred word of the Pallet across the digital aether. Our pages may look like a blast from 1997 – because truth is timeless.
We gather data, lore and rituals from shipping yards, warehouses and the deepest corners of the Web. We then stack it neatly for your enlightenment.
Read, laugh, question your reality. Then come back and strap your load. The Pallet is watching.